ISSUE 00 — THE RELAUNCHSPRING / 2026STOKEFAIRY
STØKEFAIRY
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Lost in the lineup

written by the stokefairy

Lost in the lineup

Woke up early, something felt strange, had I been asleep this whole time? I tried to check the surf on ceefax but the T.V wasn't there. WTH.

I could feel the strong offshore wind when I stepped on to my porch, it always drifted over the smell of my neighbours dog, what a babe.

I paddled out, crisp, clean 3 foot. 3 waves later and something felt strange, not the day this time but my board, I flipped it over to find a fin was gone. I paddled in.

When I got back I looked in the mirror and the guy staring back at me looked older. That reminded me, I need to wear sunscreen.

— the stokefairy